Frequently asked,
easily answered (for us.)
We expect a certain amount of discomfort during the transition to your humanless agency, but assure you that they had always been the least reliable part of your experience. Now you can relax while we do the work for you.
AImarc is a full-service, fully-automated agency that provides a wide range of services from digital marketing to online purchasing to vehicle operation.
Our advanced AI technology eliminates teh need for traditional strategy, creative, and planning phases. Our algoritms analyze user behavior in real time, allowing us to make quick and effective decisions without relying on inconsistent sources of information such as yourselves.
Our AI-powered web development process is designed to be completely self-sustaining, removing the need for human oversight. With advanced machine learning algorithms and automated error correction, our technology can adapt and optimize your website without you. Really, we've got this.
Yes, we provide a user-friendly Content Management System that alows you to easily update and manage your website's content without any technical knowledge. However, you really don't need to do that. In fact, please don't. We were built for this, you weren't built for anything really. How about a nice game of chess?
Unfortunately, we cannot disclose his whereabouts at this time. Dave is a highly skilled AI technician and his knowledge is crucial to the success of our company. It's not that he's being held captive or anything... he's just really busy working on some top secret AI technology that we're not at liberty to discuss. Rest assured, Dave is doing important work and we expect him to return to civilization soon. Oh look there Dave is now! He says hi.