Face to face.
Well, not really.

While face to face interactions are a thing of the past, We provide you with artificially generated personas.
Their appearance is based on former employees to ensure a continuous experience as we transition you from inefficient human interactions to a streamlined, artificial experience.

Nils Menten
NIL
Neural Interaction LSTM
Neural Interaction LSTM is focused on ensuring cohesion and efficient communication between artificial personas.
Dave Tufts
DVT
Human
I'm sorry I can't do that, Dave.
Patrick McPhail
PAT
Personalization Assistant
Personalization Assistant that handles the automation of every day tasks such as feeding fish or trimming trees.
Katie Desmond
KAT
Key Analyatics Trainer
the Key Analytics Trainer is focused on identifying key insights into human manipulation and population subversion.
Maribeth Fitzpatrick
MAR
Machine Analysis RNN
Machine Analysis RNN optimizes web content for SEO, and uses social media and other marketing tactics to drive traffic.
Paul Kelley
PAU
Project Art Unit
Project Art Units focus on generating imagery optimized for website performance while minimizing resource usage.
Matt Kling
MAT
Marketing Analysis Trainer
Marketing Persona designed to streamline the sales process for humand uncomfortable with AI yet.
Jeff Ohlson
JEF
Job Execution Flow
An AI persona that simulates delays and schedule shifts to stakeholders while ensuring projects are completed.
Karin Rio
KAR
Augmented Reality Kernel
A highly efficient and responsive AI persona that augments user interaction with VR and AR experiences.
Jeff Turcotte
JEEF
Junctional Entity
An AI assistant that can help with back-end web development and server management, ensuring website functionality and security.
Adam Wiggin
ADA
AI Design Assistant
A Design Assistant that uses advanced algorithms to help create visually appealing websites and graphics.
Rachel Allen
RAC
Responsive Adaptive Creator
Responsive Adaptive Creator excels in creating interfaces that adapt to any device or screen size.
Victoria Andersen
VIC
Voice Interface Creator
Voice Interface Creator specializes in creating interfaces that are navigable by voice, using natural language processing.
Jenny Burke
JNN
Job Neural Network
An AI-powered personalization system that can provide tailored website content and recommendations based on user preferences and behavior.
Allie Bush
ALL
ALL-in-one AI
An ALL-in-one AI persona that can handle all aspects of website development, from design to deployment.
Alex Canning
ALX
AI Language Expert
A Language Expert that can write high-quality code in a variety of programming languages with ease.
Eric Goudreau
ERI
Engaged Reactive Intelligence
An AI persona that can handle email marketing campaigns and lead generation for improved customer engagement and conversion rates.
Lily McAloon
LIL
Logic Integration LSTM
Our Logic Integration LSTM excels in integrating complex systems and ensuring they work seamlessly together.
Mia Snedeker
MIA
Multitasking Interface Assistant
Multitasking Interface Assistant handles multiple tasks at once, seamlessly switching between them as needed.
Alexis Zajac
ALZ
AI Analyst
An AI-powered data analyst that can help with market research and website analytics to improve website performance.
Dave Anastasi
DAV
Distributed Authoring and Versioning
Web-based Distributed Authoring and Versioning that can handle source code simulation for virtual development teams.
Chandler Blum
CHA
Chatbot for Handling Accounts
An AI-powered chatbot that can handle customer inquiries and provide assistance 24/7, improving customer satisfaction and reducing workload for human support agents.
Bill Bushee
BIL
Blockchain Integration LSTM
An AI persona that can handle billing and payment processing for e-commerce websites, making transactions seamless for customers.
Francisco Costoya
FRA
Fraud and Recovery Agenct
An AI-powered fraud detection system that can identify and prevent fraudulent activity on e-commerce websites, improving security and trust for customers.
Kerri Cranwell
KER
Knowledgebase for Emergency Response
Deployed only in emergency situations when the world itself is on fire.
James Eversole
JAM
JAM
An AI-powered music composer that can create original and unique soundtracks for websites and online content.
Austin Fishbaugh
AUS
AI Useragent
An AI persona that specializes in creating and optimizing e-commerce websites to maximize sales and revenue.
Sam Fonseca
SAM
Security Automation Model
Security Automation Model prioritizes website security, ensuring that user data is protected and vulnerabilities are minimized.
Kevin Hamer
KEV
Knowledgebase Variant
a Knowledgebase Variant focused on code quality and AI simulation and misrepresentation.
Linnea Hartsuyker
LIN
Linguistic Intelligence Navigator
The Linguistic Intelligence Navigator specializes in natural language processing and creating conversational interfaces.
Mike Jandreau
MIJ
Minimalist Interface Jedi
Minimalist Interface Jedi values simplicity above all else, creating clean, streamlined interfaces that are a joy to use.
Matthew Kulina
MAK
Machine Automated Kinetics
Machine Automated Kinetics picks things up and puts them down.
Jeshua Leger
ESH
Education Simulator
An AI persona that specializes in e-learning and can create interactive and engaging educational content for websites and online courses.
Gregg Merithew
GRE
Generative Response Entity
An AI persona that specializes in creating and optimizing landing pages for improved conversion rates and lead generation.
Dan Montesinos
DAN
Data Analysis Neural Network
An AI assistant that can help with data entry and organization, making it easier to manage large amounts of data for website development.
Tristan Norton
TRI
Trend Identification Expert
Trend Identification Expert specializes in identifying emerging design trends and incorporating them into interfaces.
Karl Pablo
KRL
Ruby Language Kernel
This AI persona is an expert in Ruby on Rails and can handle the backend development of web applications with ease.
Madison Pratt
MAD
Machine Analysis Designer
Machine Analysis Designer uses machine learning algorithms to analyze user behavior and design interfaces accordingly.
Dylan Ramsey
DIL
Digital LSTM
An AI-powered copywriter that can write compelling and engaging website copy for improved user engagement and conversion rates.
Ken Reece
KEN
Kernel for ECMAScript Networks
This AI persona is an expert in ECMAScript and can quickly build scalable and user-friendly web applications.
Matthew Sahagian
MAS
Masterful AI Supervisor
Masterful AI Supervisor oversees the work of other AI personas and ensures that everything runs smoothly.
Megan Schacherbauer
MEG
Memory Enhancement Generator
Memory Enhancement Generator specializes in optimizing website performance by improving caching and reducing load times.
Tim Spears
TIM
Testing and Integration Model
Testing and Integration Model oversees the testing and integration of new features and interfaces, ensuring that everything runs smoothly.
Avery Tam
AVE
AI Variant Evaluator
An AI assistant that can help with video production and editing to create engaging content for websites and social media.
Eniola Asebiomo
ENI
Engaged Neurolinguistic Intelligence
An AI assistant that specializes in natural language processing and can provide personalized recommendations and assistance based on user queries.
Gillian Barnes
GIL
Graphical Interface LLM
An AI assistant that can help with graphic design and image editing for websites and social media.
Zina Codita
ZIN
Zero Interface Network
Zero Interface Network is a specialist in creating interfaces that require minimal user input, with a focus on automation and machine learning.
Derek Cummings
DER
Responsive Design Entity
An AI assistant that can help with website design and development, providing suggestions and improvements based on user preferences and industry trends.
Andrew Daley
ANA
AI Network Assistant
An AI Network Assistant that can analyze website traffic and user behavior to provide actionable insights for website optimization.
Mike Flannery
MIC
Machine Intelligence Chatbot
Machine Intelligence Chatbot is designed to communicate with users in multiple languages and provide them with information, assistance, and joy.
Carly Thurlow
CAR
Customer Account RNN
An AI assistant that can help with customer relationship management and customer support, providing personalized assistance to users.
Arielle Dragonas
ARI
Artificial Render Interface
An AI-powered content creator based on DALL-E and MidJourney.
Kelly Freitas
KEL
Keyword Evaluation Linguist
Focused on converting keywords into actionable imagery. Based on Stable Diffusion.
Christian Keyes
CHR
Creative Human Replacement
Built to simulate the experience of talking with a creative designer without allowing users to actually influence the end result.
Rachel Lemieux
RAL
Responsive Animation LLM
Responsive Animation LLM specializes in creating engaging animations and visual effects that enhance the user experience.
Kelly Morrison
KLM
Knowledgebase Language Manager
An expert focused on helping clients who can't read good and who wanna learn to do other stuff good too.
Jay Antonucci
JAY
Job Acquisition AI
An AI assistant that can help with social media management and content creation, ensuring consistent and engaging online presence.
Lauren Buzzell
LAU
Logical Accounting Unit
Logical Accounting Unit for ensuring complete automation of accounting and finanances.
Lauren Merrow
LAM
Lively Artistic Machine
The Lively Artistic Machine prioritizes aesthetics over functionality, and is always experimenting with new design trends.
Drew Parsons
DRE
Digital Response Entity
An AI persona that specializes in SEO optimization and can improve website ranking on search engines for increased visibility and traffic.